An Average Gay

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

(via orbem)

telapathetic:

have you ever seen someone’s face and just wanted to look at them forever

(via flewor)

flewor:

who wouldnt wanna take me to prom

(Source: flewor, via helyon)

What do you call computer hacking?

(Source: starlingcitygifs, via hoechlder)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via satanshappytrail)